TOTALPACKAGE

You don't have a clue what kind of brazillian they're talking about, right??

Anyone who's not at work could provide him some linkage, tbh.

retired_mrsjb

Just get the wife to have a Brazillian and you have the best of both worlds. </BLOCKQUOTE>

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retired_Lalalalare

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mister Flea:
You don't have a clue what kind of brazillian they're talking about, right??
[QUOTE]

I rarely ever know what you lot are on about, to be frank. Now, feel free to indulge me.

retired_Lalalalare

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retired_aprilcox

I have a feeling it wouldn't be allowed in this forum! :eek:

retired_Lalalalare

SEASON 4

Yeah, a real reason this time, as I got a job at Askøy, in Norwegian 2nd div. Back home with a head hung in shame and a hat full of llama spit.

Took over at the end of a dismal season, no cash, no talent, no fans, no hope. Sold and released a bunch of losers, and signed on a few who looked a bit better, but turned out to be playing cherades instead of football.

Board and fan(s) expected a mid-table season, and after fluctuating between 2nd place mid-season, aquaplaning and flirting with relegation (tight and even season) a few matches later, I ended up at a respectable 6th. (w10 d8 l8, +4gls, 38pts)

Cups sucked hineys.

Homebred youngster FC got his first u21-experience, scored 2 and got a 10, wich was nice. Looking forward to next season, he'll be a gem.

Oh, and my Peruvian friends are leading the table over there. I think they ganged up on me. Much like in this thread. Must be the llama wool parkas.

retired_raistlin1979

Good update, KUTGW. :thup:

retired_pmetzger1

Haven't tried it myself, but how about trying a google image search with safesearch turned off?

retired_Lalalalare

It suddenly dawned on me. That kind of made the whole wife/blonde-comment kinda funny, though

retired_Lalalalare

Breezing through seasons here, as missus and kiddie are off to in-laws, and my student/freelancing status gives me time for "football research". Nice timing, as I'll get to test 07 in a proper manner later on... Anyways..


SEASON 5

Board and fan was expecting safety. I was not so sure, but after a trasfer window frenzy, selling my two best players, getting some talented youngsters at the back and wings, as well as and old, somewhat rusty, but experienced FC/Coach, things were looking up. Or upper. If that's even a word.

Let me just say this now, Askøy and cups doesn't go well together. Bound down, beaten and ridiculed by local non-league rivals. Two injuries, and morale down the drain. FFS!!!

Other than that, season was all right. It's hard getting up from the Norwegian Div2. LøvHam did their yoyo thing and went straight back up, after losing only two games. Not to me, by far. My new signings hit home and my FC/Coach was the league top scorer with 18 gls in 26 games (he played them all). Together they dragged last seasons no-hopers with them, after 3 initial defeats, to a mid season 8th. Won a lot of 2-1s after the summer break, and ended up at a nice 4th (W13 D6 L7, +19gls, 45pts)

And everybody's happy.