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I'm a couple days away from a big Semi Final in the CL...I'm 2-0 up from the first leg at home, when all of a sudden, the opposition chairman offers me £x for throwing the match. At which point, you can tell whatever Italian club it is to either...
a) shove it
or
b) accept
:eek:
Or the times you're in that dreaded International period, you've got nothing to do other than hit the continue button...but whats this (?), a voluptuous lady approaches you and offers you a night out...
'You have been approached by Miss Viper, a well known local slapper. Your options are...'
* Take her out to dinner. *note* The concequences could be severe, as the local rag will be hot on your tail.
* Bang her in the board room, but be aware of the exectives and other board members...and the cleaner lady, she's been looking for ammunition to use against the club, don't give her the chance damnit.
* Ignore her...this will no doubt negatively affect your 'Sex Appeal' attribute on your Personal Profile/Manager stats and no doubt lead to a media item the next day in 'XXXXXXX in small **** shocker'...giving a no comment will not help your cause, thats for sure :o
If you do proceed to do the dirty deed, you'll be taken to a 'Bang Day Screen', giving you various options, such as placing the slider at how fast you want to take proceedings...
Very Slow------------Casual------------Very Fast
...you've got to pay close attention at the stats...how are the pleasure levels being distributed? Is graph indicating 95% in your favour...cos if it is, it probably means you need to slide that bad boy from V.Fast to Casual or lower :thup: Failure to do so could lead to the whore in question ratting you out to the local and national rags, and you don't want that do you, especially considering your position in the league
Although, this could be a great ploy to deflect attention off your shambles of a team onto you
How about the end of the season, especially in a Euro Championships/World Cup season...why not take the opportunity to tout your abilites to the TV companies, see if they're willing to take you on as a pundit :cool:
You could agree with your fellow colleagues, or throw a fit, taking the opportunity to tell all the millions watching what exactly it is you think of your rivals and club...however, the wrong thing could get you sacked, so watch what you say...unless you are God, have won silverware every season for the past several years, giving you carte blanche...possibly :p
Originally posted by playmaker:
Just to cover all the bases, if this is serious then those ideas are terrible,if it's meant as a joke then it's extremely sad.
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