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I like 07. I love it. It's got SUCH a sense of humour...
My first job is to keep Eastliegh in the league. Despite my goalkeeper constantly missing the ball on a back pass and then sauntering after it as it trickles into the goal, I wasn't doing too bad. Last game, 94th minute, nil-nil (the point which would keep us up) and a midfielder gives my goalie a back pass... can you guess what happened?
My next job is Finckley. We're 4th at the moment, despite being relegation contenders. However, most of my players have got a bad case of wax in the ears. No-one is listening during team talks!
This, apparently, has something to do with "team cohesion". I haven't a clue (yet) about what to do to raise "team cohesion", although I have a couple of suggestions for management options in the next patch, such as taking the team paintballing, or for a curry, or down the pub (getting ratted before a game might well improve things).
Or, I could threaten to sell the lot if they don't win their next match... it worked for Hearts! Oh no, sorry, my mistake...
What ever you do, don't try the super glue. It got extremely embarrassing trying to explain down the emergency room exactly what the players were doing when they got stuck "in that position". :o
Originally posted by Nobby_McDonald:
Superglue is very useful for when Subbuteo players suffer injuries like broken legs.
Nobby subbuteo isn’t realistic enough for llamas. I mean seriously, 2 completely broken off legs a spot of superglue and the fecker is back playing in the second half.
Paintballing... 
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