(and when I open up all irate like that, you know what I mean and how I mean it.)
So the story goes that I'm managing Inter. Doing quite well in Serie A, fighting it up there against Milan and Lazio. All three of us have been exchanging the 1st position for months. Duking it out. It's the end of january now. Italian Cup time.
We reach the semis and we get Lazio. Cool, I think. Nice match. Lots of plusses and minuses. It's good, because we played them before not too long ago, back in november. 1-1, a tight game that could've gone either way. Also good, because the other bracket of the semis has Udinese and Catania; two ease teams for my Inter side. So, this is nothing but an early final, and whoever wins here already has half the cup in his pocket. On the not so good side, they are Lazio and have been playing well. Pluse they have Nicklas Bendtner and Henri Salvet - a strike partnership on excellent form. Cherry on top: Bendtner was picked 'World Player of the Year' back in December. Still, with hard work and luck, and a good performance in the first leg at home, and we should be fine. Inter are no pushovers either.
Match day then comes and goes.
Not too shabby. The scoreline didn't really reflect the game. It was a tight game after all, as evidenced if you look at the stats.
A very even game, in which I just happened to have the edge in front of goal, and they didn't. I was surprised I slotted three past them, and more surprised I didn't receive any, seeing as how it was back and forth from 1 to 90. A glance to the player ratings might explain things a bit.
A very solid performance by Inter (uncharacteristically solid, rather. That's above average for us). On their side, their keeper and their star striker didn't have the best of days. As for the rest of their team, while it's true they were outplayed that day, there were no major malfunctions other than the keeper and striker. The subs didn't change the game either way - neither theirs or ours radically altered things.
A solid, team-wide performance for Inter. I hope we can use this and try to remain at this level. Players are gelling together nicely, so we need to keep the momentum going.
(weekend rolls, my league side beats Ascoli 1-0. Morale keeps up)
So, next wednesday we travel to the Olimpico, in beautiful, ancient Rome, to go ahead and get this over with. A three goal advantage is, by all accounts, a comfortable safety zone. While we're not going to underestimate the opposition, it does give us a lot of peace of mind to head into this last stop before the final. I see no need to alter my tactics, mainly for two reasons: One, they worked very well last week, and Lazio didn't have much of an answer to them (if they had, I think they would've performed better overall. Has nothing to do with their scoring). Two, I see Lazio is forming up just as they did for the first leg. They're not starting with any strange or unusual formations for them.
So the ref blows his whistle, and about 90 minutes later he blows it again.
A few things to note here.
First of all, three goals in the first 10 minutes. One of them an own goal, sure. All you want. But it's still three goals in the first 10 minutes. Not just that. Three goals in their first three attempts at goal. Always lovely, that. So there goes my goal advantage, blown away like that for some reason.
Second, they score four in the first half. I take a look back at their history and, as far back as I can see, they have never, ever done that. Ever. Not even against much inferior opposition. Not ever. And it's not that my defense leaks goals. At all. Inter has, along with Lazio and Roma, the best defense in the league, only letting in 9 goals in 21 games. A splendid record however you slice it.
So I guess we were just vastly outplayed all game long, right? We must have been pinned down on our end for 90 minutes. Well, not quite.
No, not quite pinned down. They were hungrier in front of goal, I suppose. But 5-0 hungrier? Personally I don't think so. I do have the benefit of having watched the game, though, so I guess you'll have to take my word on that. Let's see the player ratings, then. Maybe it happened to me, as it had happened to them a week earlier, that key players just had a mediocre day.
Not really. This wasn't a mediocre day. This was just a simply catastrophic loss of form, in all my lines, for no reason at all. Ah, I see. Silly me.
I mean, I have to conclude it was for no reason at all, because I'm not seeing any other reason than the game decreeing I had to lose this game. A sentiment all too common with FM, I think. So, our solid team-wide performance was shot to hell exactly 7 days later, against the same opposition playing the same set of tactics. And their mediocre performance apparently was indicative of nothing, since 7 days later and (one would think) affected by morale, still they managed to turn into Brazil '70.
So, nothing means anything anymore. I don't think it does.
The worst thing about all this? You know what it is? That I
knew the game was going to try something like this. Going into the second leg I had this gut feeling the game was going to come up with something out of nowhere, like this, I guess to make things 'interesting' or 'challenging' or to make sure I wasn't using a supertactic (which I wasn't. All this is 4-4-2 Diamond RoO). I knew it, so I saved the game before going in. Something I really don't do. Lo and behold, surprise surprise. Teams playing well turn to crap. Teams playing crap turn to world beaters. Against the same opposition. Against the same tactics on either side. In the space of seven days.
I sure as hell was never given the tools to turn a mediocre performance into a world class one in seven days. Apparently the AI has these tools? I mean, I'm sure
something changed. But I thought we were supposed to give our players time to adapt to new instructions? Give them time to settle in to new ideas and absorb new concepts? Players from AI teams apparently don't have this limitation, because whatever they were told to do worked wonders in only one week.
In conclusion:
- Peaks and valleys in performance need to be smoothened out for '08.
- If human teams normally take a long time to recover from slumps, or from big defeats that take a toll in morale, so should the AI teams.
- If this wasn't the game just deciding I was doing too well and decreeing I should lose, and there
really are instructions that can change a mediocre performance into a world-class one in seven days, human managers need to be given those tools as well. And if those tools are already there for human managers, we need feedback and clarity regarding how to use them. Feedback again. Woohoo.
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Just replayed the save game again. 0-5 again, but hey this time we managed to get things into extra time. Go us. I normally don't do this, but I'm going to keep replaying this until the game doesn't throw me a lemon. I don't mind losing. I mind bullshit. I'll keep going until I get a more logical progression of events. A more realistic turn of events, where they don't bump the ball with the back of their heads from 50 yards away and it still goes in.
I want to lose against superior opposition. Not opposition that's been artificially propped up against me because I was doing too well.