KingsbayYHPE

"...he runs towards the Leigh RMI fans, his arms held aloft!"

No he doesn't. He wanders aimlessly back towards the centre circle, or am I watching a different game?

creative36

Maybe he's just very fat and slow and the Leigh RMI fans are at the other end of the ground.

retired_duncan

Thank F4ck. A new thread that's not an update*.

TBH that one doesn't bother me, if it's against me I stare at the screen where the 'exit replay' button is about to appear, or if it's me, I'm running around, arms held aloft :thup:


* I do enjoy a good update, but there's so F4cking many of them atm.

KingsbayYHPE

...and another thing!

The stewards are holding the Leigh RMI fans back after they've rushed the barriers.

We travel with about 50 fans...it's hardly a feckin' invasion, and most of them have flat caps and pigeon shyt on their tweeds

retired_mrsjb

My players actually do seem to make a beeline for the stand when I get the "runs to the fans" commentary.

If only they could hold their defensive positions with such accuracy...

retired_aprilcox

LMFAO!!

"He skids accross the floor on both knees!!! Now that's a Propper Celebration!!!" - That annoys me especially when I am 3-0 down at the time and he is wasting precious comeback time!

Also, does it annoy anyone else that virtually every statement on there has three exclamation marks after it !!! <---- I love irony

retired_sofialong

My players have reason to celebrate goals, what with them being so rare and all.

retired_mikateko

I know how you feel. "He's one on one with the keeper". No he isn't. He's 40 yards out and is going to have to go around two defenders. He has no support and will either try to hold the ball up and get swamped or he'll take on the first defender and lose to the second one. That's the one that sticks in my craw.

creative36

I feel your pain, but since my strikers don't tend to run towards goal, I'm thinking of amending the commentary file to read "He's one on one with the corner flag..."

retired_aprilcox

"He's through on Goal, Surely he can't miss!"

"The ball goes out for a [opposition] throw in"

No commentator can misjudge the situation that badly surely!