Richard Evans

I hate it when you miss a penalty and then it sohws the replay again just to rub it in your face

jonnyvodka

'The defenders winning everything in the air today'.....yes, very good, but considering he's gave away a penatly and were being humped 3-0 he's obviously not too clever on the deck is he?

phnompenhandy

The lines of commentary that have me groaning are "He put it into Row Z" when we're lucky to have a pair of park benches, and the reference to my travelling kleptomanic fan, the one who stands behind the goal and refuses to give the ball back. He must leave each ground with half a dozen footballs stuffed bown his breeks every week :eek:

iajafer

This is a beauty

Goal of the Month, 3rd place:

"******* runs from his own half, beats three opponents before blasting the ball into the top corner. A real poacher's goal."

Poacher? He ran...bloody hell

...and then there's the old chestnut. Six game winning streak, go to bed happy, the next day you switch on and lose the next four games, generally to turnips

I've just drawn the last 7 games (7 games!!!) on the run-up to the end of the season, and missed out on the playoffs as a result.

I had 147 shots on goal, 107 on target and scored 9, the opposition had 38 shots, 18 on target and scored 9.

Funny thing is, the oppo had no GK MoM, I had one

Something wrong?

mkus

Yes, you should be in court for overuse of the smiley.

iajafer

I'm happy

iajafer

...or hysterical.

turnip

I wish. My players couldn't win a match to save their own sick mothers. But yeah, 5 in a row in the league now.

Yeah, I've noticed this, too. Seems like they've toned down the number of GK MoMs, without toning down the number of shots they save.

pompeyfluff

its the "Wycombe will take this" that gets me.

After all i've just dominated a team for 90 minutes, hit the post twice, had a shot cleared off the line and then the oppostion hits a defelcted shot in.

No I wont take this - I'm severely pi&&ed off

Meneltin

I guess they had the ball between all the highlights.