turnip

Y'know, as I clicked 'Go to match' I thought to myself, "Oops, no backup goalie".

Still, my midfielder made a couple of good saves and our reward for going through is Real Madrid in the next round.

seamus

When you resign from International management (okay, Scotland) then are linked in the press as the top candidate for the job and therefore, offered it a week later. :explode:

Emmenaar

I had that 3 times. Resigned from Ireland, Italy and one other country and they approached me one week later.

endtime

Icelandic first division match, cross from a corner comes in. One of my carp defenders tries to clear the ball... but instead heads it at his own goal. The goalkeeper manages to parry the shot, the ball breaks to another of my defenders, who tries to clear it... but insted hammers it into his own net.

USELESS GITS

boudewijn

Third season in a row in the Conference and I'm still getting put in the FA Cup and FA Trophy two rounds before all the other Conference sides (except for Gravesend who I am now buddies with).

Why oh why!

iajafer

Two more

"Lefty McShootswide's performance has earned him that goal."

Erm...he's just on, been on the pitch for 30 seconds

"Lefty's going to need the Physio" who runs onto the pitch to where Lefty was about a minute ago and stands looking as if he's a dumb tit.

"He's 45 yards away in the centre circle, you dick!!!"