KenC

From last season, I bought a new cultured striker, cost me over 5 mil plays 1st games scores 2 goals, MoM and is injured in last 5 minutes of game. He sits out rest of season, hes now worth a box of donuts and after 5 games in new season couldnt score at a $5 Brothel. Damn I hate this game

Gillmacs

I've always wondered, wtf is a cultured striker? Does he drink tea and go to art galleries on his days off?

iajafer

Yep. Pronounces his aitches and lifts his little finger whilst silently drinking a cuppa :cool:

Church

That describes me perfectly. :thup:

iajafer

I just knew it would, Church :cool:

iajafer

Father of The House and LLM Cultural Attache

Gillmacs

I'll never look at my cultured strikers (if I have any) the same way again! Cheers!

turnip

I just played a match in which the opposition keeper made a pair of double-saves, a triple-save and two divingthewidthofthegoal-saves to leave me with 'nil points', only to see him finish with an average rating of 8.

Presumably SI have got so fed up with people complaining about SuperKeepers that instead of trying to fix the problem, they just avoid them getting high ratings. "How can he be a SuperKeeper if he only got an 8?" Way to go, SI.

Guinness79

Shockingly, I came across a SuperKeeper for myself. Of course, he doesn't play like that every match, but he keeps clean sheets when he has no right. Rarely did I see his match rating over an 8, either.

Nobby_McDonald

Back in the Conference, my Billericay board signed a five year sponsorship deal with a local company worth £47,850 a year. We had a local reputation.

So why oh why oh ****ing why when Billericay are a League One side with regional reputation do the board sign a three year deal with a local company worth £27,250 a year?
****wittage.