retired_mrsjb

Are you Norwich in disguise? That's a Carrow Road trademark.

Although on current form we can't even keep up our traditions

retired_loqui2

Bogie teams are really getting on my t!ts right now. I can never beat Dumbarton, before them it was Arbroath. I have had a 3-0 lead at half time before against Dumbarton and seen it dissapear before my eyes. I wouldnt mind if they were good.

retired_ginac227

"The [insert team] fans have to endure the taunts of the opposing fans"

Yes, it's really annoying that my fan and the opposing fan have to keep bickering like that!

retired_cherylann

Yep, the very same. Usually have the music up loud when playing FM -- though given the present form of the team I should consider changing the soundtrack.

retired_tinkfaeree

When you lose again, there ain't a mountain high enough (to jump down from).

retired_clement

I'm digging up this not-so-ancient topic, because I think I've had the most outrageous one yet - a defender spectacularly heading the ball into his own net and the commentary blaming the goalkeeper, who rashly came out for the cross...

KingsbayYHPE

I like that one...well, I don't...well...you know what I mean

retired_crazybonejr

hah...that's great...

I do have to say, that for the pinpoint heading abilities of players in midfield, even under pressure from two opponents, the terrible headers out for corners are pretty suspect. Is the defensive third the only part of the pitch where players suddenly forget how to direct a ball?

retired_duncan

Just to drag up an old one that had me shaking my head last night. Defender plays a long ball down the wing that bounces a couple of times before going out in front of a player trying to get on to the pass.

You guessed it....."He's taking no chances there, he puts the ball into row Z" FFS!

retired_uppenamy

Heres a beauty!
I go in 5-0 down halftime to River Plate. The commentary.
Instituto are unfortunate to be behind!!!
Huh???? We watching the same game!!! They just kicked our arses!!!