creative36

... that Cups suck ass. I mean, really. They do.
But not all Cups are created equal.

The question I'm interested in is this: Which Cup sucks more sweaty, cack-encrusted, hairy ass than the rest?

KingsbayYHPE

They all do.

retired_sandra

There's no doubt at all. It's the Eidos Suck Arse Johnstones Paint Pot.

retired_lapepe

European competitions and FA Cup sucks less hairy ass than the rest. The first category we hardly ever see, so it's a different story. But the FA cup can bring some real nice dosh to the warchest. FA Trophy is just a complete waste of time and resources. It gets my vote.

retired_lovestoned4805

The euro cups and each nations top cup are ok but the vase and Italy's serie c cup and the like are as useful as tits on a bull.

retired_tinkfaeree

Cups suck ass. And the one with most games and the least money involved sucks ass most.

retired_mujerenforma

The Ukranian cup sucks on two scores.

Firstly, the lower league side always plays at home in the early rounds.

Secondly, the draw for the quarter finals was made and the ties played when I was holidayed through the mid-season break!

retired_jsimley34

The Northern Irish Intermediate League Cup sucks the sweatiest, hairiest arse of them all

1) It has a ridiculously long name
2) The first round is a group stage meaning you have to play at least 4 matches of it
3) Very little money in it
4) It has First and Second Division teams and that is it so if you are in your first season of LLM, it is too difficult to win and too easy for you to cause major upsets
5) The name. What were they thinking?

The one redeeming feature is that most of the group stage is during pre-season.

Thinking about it, Northern Irish cups suck arse in general. You also have the Intermediate Cup which in my game always seems to be won by some obscure team below the secon division and contains the reserve teams of Premier League clubs which is really annoying

retired_uppenamy

Recopa of South America has 2 cracks 4 cheeks and all the dags.You play 3 teams to win it, home and away. It nearly always falls when your best are on international duty.You play against the best in your nation with your crap players After 4 times I finally beat Boca Jrs and won it and got 450k as winnings.Lost 2 players injured 2 suspended.I hate this cup.
The Copa Liberatores on the other hand is a magnificent competition, top teams of all South America play in it ,same set up as Champions League.Won it twice in 5 years pays about 4 million all up to win.My board loves me for winning it, plays seem to grow extra legs after playing in the big games. I love this cup.

retired_tinkfaeree

Too much bragging, in my humble opinion.