So, I was out in my front garden dreaming of myself playing for Liverpool. It came to me then to create myself in Football Manager. I had done this before but it was just too unrealistic.
I go into the editor and hit create player. I leave all stats at "0" except Attacking Position and Right Foot, both put to 20.
I gave myself a Current Ability of 15 and a Potential Ability of -10 just for the sake of it.
I've now started a game and I went on Holiday. A few days later (29th July to be precise), a club called Bathgate Thistle snapped up my player.
They obviously ran some tests on him before coming to the observation that he was mentally retarded. They offered him a contract worth £90 p/week and in 2009, he will sign a full time deal worth £35 p/week. Smart thinking by the player.
I do hope though that he moves before then or they at least should train him well. This bad boy is Ronaldinho part 2!