retired_nekh_20

Ok so I have done my three seasons and although I was very anti updates, I think I will post one anyway to keep me occupied.

It's been a while since I have done one of these, so you will have to bare with me while I get back into the groove.

I think the last time I did one of these it was common place to post the whole league table.

Anyway here we go....


2006-2007 - Started the game off as Amazingstoke and they were *****. Got around 2/3 of the season done and was sitting rock bottom without a win, 4 draws and the rest losses. It seemed like anything I done just didn't matter, I couldn't win a game.

So I knew we were destined for Relegation and like the sucessful captain I am, I decided to jump before I was pushed. That, and also I read that a load of people started with Amazingstoke.

Few days later I was offered the Real Oveido job in Spanish Second Division B2. They were sitting around 9th at the time with a media prediction of 5th. They are quite a big club, fallen giants etc. They had a star striker who was banging in goals for fun during the end of the season and we finished 5th, one place out the playoffs. We had jumped into the playoff spots, but then with injuries we ended up losing a load.

What was brilliant though was my grasp on Spansih footballing rules because no one had told me you can play your B squad and U18 players in your A team. So I struggled throughout the rest of the season with 22 players.

2007-2008 - We went out the Spanish cup to some side, no big deal. Signed a few players, top of the league after 20 games, then hit a massive dip of form and ended up finishing 5th again. My board were delighted, but I wasn't, I thought it was going to be an easy playoff spot there. Anyway, I got ****ed off and decided to Resign.

I kept getting offered the Badjoz job in one of the other Second Division sides, but I couldn't be arsed with it, so rejected it. Went on holiday for a month and got the Real Union job in the same league as Oveido.

Problem is, I didn't really want to stay in Spain. I am missing England now and want to go back, so I ended up quitting and holidayed through till I was offered the Carresse job.

2008-2009

Carresse in Italy didn't last long. I just got my team shaped up and it was the start of the season, all was well. I rarely read the news items and go on holiday during the week to get to the games.

Anyway, unbeknown to me I had ticked apply for higher reputation jobs, so one time I returned from holiday without a job. It turns out Carresse were a bit ****ed off at me applying for jobs like Blackburn so they sacked me.

Anyway, I ended up getting the Marine job in Conference North. I thought this was going to be it, finally the whoring has stopped and I am now going to be with these for a good few years.

Well, they were bottom, got them up to 15th then ended up dropping back down to 21st after a crap run of form and got relegated.

So we are back on the dole, just like real life and I have applied for a load of jobs I have no chance in getting. Wish me luck for my 4th season and 6th club.

Emm

What is it with Mod's, carpness, and deserting a sinking ship ?

KUTG......applying .

KingsbayYHPE

WAHGERTY!11

retired_dvrsecuritylab

Are you sure they didn't sack you for being a lazy bugger?

Wish you luck? I'll wish whoever hires you luck...

KUTNotDoingAnyW :thup:

retired_jsammut

I dare you

KingsbayYHPE

:codger:

retired_yolanda

TG!! KUTGW!

retired_duncan

What gil said.

retired_nekh_20

I would, but they are actively discouraged

Right, I got a new Job. St Andreau (sp, I have closed FM now) In the Spanish LL's. They seem quite a good side seeing as the club want me to avoid relegation and their media prection is 17th.

One annoying this is though they have no B team.

Anyway back at the end of the season where I have no doubt resigned/been sacked.

retired_coppertop33_2

are you souness in disguise