Barnsley

KingsbayYHPE · 01-20-2007, 01:00 AM

...but then the bastards sacked me

There was a message straight from the back field which went along the lines of "We've warned you about excessive fining, we strongly suggest you don't do it again, you Jock bastard!!!"

Anyhoo, one of my players, a DLC, decided to elbow a guy in the coupon, second time this season, so I fined the bastard a week's wages.

"Clear your desk and **** off!!!"

Season 2027/28[/edit]

Barnsley, League 2, were the first to offer 67y/o Ian J Ferguson a job, so I signed up for 3 years.

...to be continued.

retired_DinoSaadeh · 01-20-2007, 01:09 AM

Bloody hell, TG Keep it up :thup:

retired_sandra · 01-20-2007, 02:15 AM

You chose to go to Barnsley over drawing your pension?

I thought you were a smart guy Ian. Seems I was wrong!

retired_stelutaivan · 01-20-2007, 08:45 AM

KUTGW :thup:

As a sidenote, first time in a while I've poked my head in here properly, and again there's bloody T&TT pwicks invading

KingsbayYHPE · 01-23-2007, 03:59 PM

Season 2029/30

I'll be 70 this season...could it be my last? Retirement beckoning?

Anyhoo, the reason for this post, sporadic update...I just signed a 34y/o DMC that I was promoted to my U-19s for East Stirling in 2011/12 :cool:

He has 31 caps for Scotland, but he's a bit of a midget at 5'9"

retired_bcollier2005 · 01-23-2007, 06:24 PM

You heightist poof Ian!!

Just because you're 5'9" does not mean you're a midget. I mean I'm 5'9" and I've never been called a midget in my life. They even call me big man in the pub ... and it's not in a sarcastic way. OK, it's probably got more to do with my waist line being 3'10" ... but ... but ...

I'll get my coat ... oh bloody hell ... the sleeves are too long again ...