retired_macgators1

You know, seeing as the forum gets 2-3 of these per day(!), I'm starting to think that the mods might want some automated response to these plurks...

Dear [your name here],

Thank you for your interest in LLM. Unfortunately, we cannot respond to your request because (check all that apply):

___ You did not read the forum header, not even the parts in bold
___ You have previously posted in the Good Player or Tactics fora, and we don't believe you understand/respect the guidelines of this forum
___ You are not using standard English spelling/punctuation
___ Your post is rude
___ You are a troll
___ We don't like your post for some other reason

(choose a signoff below)
___ We hope you understand,
___ p*** off,

[mod name here]

arman920

Is there any requirement to be so polite?

Probably needs a text speak version.

retired_kswansonwoolf

I've seen some of these on the WoW forums, they can be quite funny. They usually also have a "Therefore" section, in which an appropriate punishment is suggested (Level a palladin to 60 being the worst of them).

Anyway, geek mode off, back to normal...

retired_macgators1

I think these are both good suggestions. Updated below.

Dear [your name here],

Thank you for your interest in LLM. Unfortunately, we cannot respond to your request because (check all that apply):

___ You did not read the forum header, not even the parts in bold
___ You have previously posted in the Good Player or Tactics fora, and we don't believe you understand/respect the guidelines of this forum
___ You are not using standard English spelling/punctuation
___ Your post is rude
___ You are a troll
___ We don't like your post for some other reason

Therefore, we recommend:
___ A pair of reading glasses
___ A copy of "The Little Book of Mornington Crescent", as LLaMaism shares much with Mornington Crescent
___ A long walk off a short pier
___ Attempting to take River Plate to the Champions League Final

(choose a signoff below)
___ We hope you understand,
___ p*** off,

[mod name here]

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retired_pmetzger1

Have you been sending me the viagra spam emails?

retired_ariq

Brilliant!

:thup:

retired_macgators1

Full credit to brenz.net/l337Maker.asp

roxanne

on the subject of funny translators has anyone ever checked out http://www.gizoogle.com/

Its a bit stupid but entertaining for 5 minutes.

retired_sandra

You can't turn geek mode on and off like a light. You either are or you aren't.