Emm

Rule 1.

Attack is the best form of defense.....

Rule 2.

Unless of course you are an ex scouser with a silly perm and a smattering of German, or a diminutive Argentianian, whose shocking attempts at the English spoken word surely coined the phrase, 'broken English'. If you are either of these men, then please ignore rule 1 as you are examples of 'the exception that proves the rule'.

retired_rymar

Definite tipping. I'm recommending a lengthy ban...

retired_pmetzger1

I always find defence to be the best form of defence, unless you're a yank.

Uknowmehfo

I used to be good at setting defensive tactics.

I'm sure Kostis still has nightmares about my Mafra superkeeper

However, with the move from CM0304 to FM my defence turned crap.

Now I settle for the old 'score one more than the oposition do' thingie

retired_duncan

You can stop the opposition scoring :eek:

Why didn't I think of that

retired_berrysale

Stopping the opposition scoring is overrated. just attack, attack, attack. Maybe you'll score a goal. If you're lucky, you may even conceed fewer than you score.

retired_boom87

Let's all follow Pete's advice on tactics!

Yeah right.

Morrispt

Yeah well anyone who follows my strategy won't do to well... Just take a look at my career.

retired_rekhavenkat

Has anyone ever tried cow tipping? I'm not convinced it's legal but sounds like harmless fun. Unless the cow is tipped onto something sharp. Like a pitch fork. That would smart.

arman920

Load of old bullocks!