Kriss

The jaffas moan about not being able to send home a hit man from tour is due to the game not recognising "on tour"

There is a singular dearth of appropriate options and comments in many situations in the game however.
Also there is a woodeness about so much of the media interaction.

Suggestions are invited

I want to indulge in such witticisms as "he played like a donkey today, but we'll be watching his grass consumption in future.

iajafer

"Stop giving the goalie the ball!!! Let him stand there like a pryck, let the ref book the bastard!!!"

Jimbokav1971

Whole team instruction.

"Every time their little quick winger get's the ball, I want you to put him in the stand!"

freek_teek

What the game made me say: "I am dissapointed with your performance"

What I wanted to say; "really nice game chap, but the next time we're 1-0 up in the 89th minute, and you feel a sudden urge to pass back to the keeper you might want to check where the keeper is standing instead of assuming he's in the goal"

noisedude

********'s red card the other night against Manyoo was worth it so see ******* put into the front row!!

noisedude

I went for "I'm pleased with your performance" when what I desperately wanted to say was "We were 3-0 up at half time, it's 3-2 now and we haven't touched the ball in the last 20 minutes. If it wasn't for my glorious 5-5-0 formation you would have thrown the game, wouldn't you? Muppets."

Also, I find that "I have faith in your ability" and "Go out and prove a point" really don't articulate my intended plan: "Make or score a goal in the next ten minutes or you're coming off and spending three weeks training with the Under 18s".

turnip

Watch the player naming, loud one. Surname or not.

Joren V

Watch the player naming, loud one. Surname or not. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Come on now, Turnip, no half work.

turnip

Man, I need more coffee.

iajafer

Mistakes will be made...no warning on this occasion.