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1. You conduct imaginary press conferences in your head
2. You make up chants for your players.
3. You suspend one of your players for a made up issue such as sleeping with your wife.
4. You watch live football and wonder out loud why David Villa isn't in the Bolton Squad
5. You look at the Premiership Table and say "I'm sure Blyth Spartans were top of the table?
6. You ********** over your replays.
7. You have worn a suit on cup final day.
8. You create a back story for your manager.
9. When asked "What do you want most in the world" by an attractive female, you say "Cristiano Ronaldo to sign a new contract."
10. You believe that you and Jose Mourinho are friends in real life.
11. You apply for a managerial job giving "Leading Kettering Town to the Champions League Final" as one of your highlights.
12. You call your dog into your room and talk to it, pretending it's one of your players.
13. All your knowledge of football stems from Football Manager. "Oh that Stuart Fleetwood. He scored 40 goals a season when I signed him for Toronto F.C"
11-19-2007, 01:40 AM
Signs you are addicted to football manager Post #2
once when someone scored a late goal against me, can't remember whether it was an equalizer or winner, I gave my laptop screen 2 fingers without thinking about it, it just happened.
11-19-2007, 02:40 AM
Signs you are addicted to football manager Post #7
OMG i have so done the press conference in your head thing ive done the post match interview aswell
the anoying one i do is when im playing a big game and i want my team to attack more or defend i start waving my arms and shouting at the screen... and in y=tense games i stand up and do the above....
11-19-2007, 02:57 AM
Signs you are addicted to football manager Post #8