Ok, so I've spent the last couple of nights setting up my Liverpool team for the battle that lies ahead (CL, PL, FA Cup etc.). I've scoured the transfer market for a decent DC/DL, gone through the pre-season friendles with the customary lack of style, and set up individual training scheduals. Basically the whole rigmarole of pre-season.
And at last we come to the real nitty-gritty, the Premier League kicks off and my first game is at home to
Everton,I go about my final tactical changes and tweak my lads to perfection - rock on, let's do it for the fans!
I thrash those toffeemen off the park and leave them feeling all sticky, 2-0 and we're off to a flyer. Next up Boro at home and they take me all the way to the dying minutes with their spoiler tactics and finally after almost 30 shots Carra rises up in the penna box and nuts in a Stevie G corner in the 89th minute. Belter, 2 on the trot and all the rest of the top 4 have already dropped points.
I draw the away leg against Fenerbahçe in CL qualies - which isn't too bad, will see 'em off at home.
Alrighty, I pack my bags and padlock them up, we're away to Sunderland. I carry on with the rotation and the tweaking and we're off... Keano has obviously got them fired up because they're suprisingly sprightly but my boys soon start to dominate although we can't buy a goal (Gordon pounces on at least four one-on-ones during the medley). And just as I'm about to shake things up and go 4-3-3 with around 20 left BANG!!! in goes some Mackem oaf and wipes out 'El Niño' (Torres to you and me).
Crickey all mighty... nevermind go 4-3-3 anyway and throw in Voronin for The Kid. Sunderland are having none of it and it ends a frustrating 0-0. So, straight off to the news centre to check on Fernando and MUGGERFUGGER BROKEN ANKLE OUT FOR 3 MONTHS.
I'd just like to thank the whole SI team and everyone in the world everywhere for taking a big dump right in my face.
Cheers.