SoundsGood

If so basically everyone on this forum should be getting paid:>:> I think i'd charge around 25 pounds...

Has anyone important from SI been on here in the last few weeks or are they all in the bahamas? It's ok boys... we'll keep testing enjoy!!

retired_angeliwuoma

Is Paul Collyer important enough for you?

He is regulary on these forums & answering any valid points that are raised.

retired_model2b

SoundsGood

haven't seen him recently.... no progress reports or indication of how the boys are doing in the bahamas... if little marc duffy's tan is improving nicely and so on.

I'm also going to need some snacks to test this game.. home delivery would be superb- it's all the fee i'll need to test the product for you...

zoddy11

I've been checking daily on these forums for ANY update as I have PaulC, Marcs profile marked so when they post I get notified and not much action I tell you!

It is really worrying that the amount of criticism has increased after patch 8.01 with all its issues and bugs and some very big bugs a la shot ratio and spanish registration and there is ZERO comment from SI.

Very very disheartening and not like SI to be silent.

SoundsGood

I tell you it's the bahamas holiday that is causing it homer. It's ok though, i am available for back-payment. The snacks and the 25 pounds will be good enough for now, but if (and far be it from SI to do something like this) you release a shitty patch and then disappear into a winnebago for a family holiday, i am going to need some additional snacks: my demands:

One shitty patch: Fun-size snickers, jar of nutella, classic viennetta.

Two shitty patches followed by the software company equivalent of tumbleweed rolling accross a field: I'm going to need some turkish delight. Good stuff. and I want it delivered by a turkish man... And not just any turkish man- i want Tuncay.

retired_cakara

Don't swear.

I really doubt everyone at SI went on holiday to the Bahamas right after the patch was released.

That's just silly.

SoundsGood

ha ha ha.. oh i am sorry- i hope they are enjoying their time in their favourite holiday destination: Yemen. Please do watch out for the sand snakes while you are there, i am not sure your insurance covers my doing your job if you fall in on the Yemen trip. Although i can settle: IF you fall ill on the Yemen trip, i will continue doing your job for:

The said snacks, delivered by Tuncay, the 25 pounds AND I WILL ALSO NEED Tuncay's mother to deliver me home made baclava. And be wearing a monkey's hat.

retired_2symonds

The last holiday I had was at the end of March when I went to Tenerife for a week.

Not unless you include the two days I spent in Barcelona in November to watch my team in the Champions League, but that wasn't really a holiday.

And if this is the bahamas then it's bloody cold.

SoundsGood

TER, don't worry, for you we can get Tuncay's mother to dance. you've been such a good tester. Oh no wait you get paid to do that job... maybe you could use some of your cash to get tuncay's dancing mother?...

I think it's a good idea.

On a serious note though where is my turkish delight? I've been testing this faulty training system for a long time now... Really though TER, where is someone important... surely they didn't get Tuncay's mother to dance for me to replace you in tenerife for a week? They paid for a special lady Tuncay strip show in order to blindside me while that ipod jackass jacobson make hugh grant jokes to his hand in Yemen didn't they...

diabolical.