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A prize goes to anyone who can tell me how the national bias of a Western Samoan would make him play
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Well to start off with, he would have to get some of them "XXXXXXL shorts" that used to be specially made for "Razor".
When he was out on the pitch and everyone would be doing their warm up stretches, he would be doing this ridiculous dance and song in which he threatens to kill all the opposition players by slitting their throats.
After the game starts, he would be ferocious in the tackle, (ignoring the ball completely) and sending a number of the opposition players off on a stretcher before being warned by the ref.
His behaviour would improve after the warning, before he was too tempted by a 40-60 ball that he won of course, but whuch left the opposing player with a broken leg at about thigh level.
After being dismissed for a "poorly timed" tackle, he would walk graciously from the field without complaint.
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