[retired_summergor]

just ate fish and beans it did the job it was made for. off to a mates now to watch some film i guess and a cup of tea. he best have the kettle on. ciao. il be back muchos later to play poker.

[retired_amadhani]

Originally posted by jhype:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by xnellyrx:
i find it really hard to w@nk standing up, how do i got about improving this?

Not being fat so you can see your c0ck helps </BLOCKQUOTE>

haha, seriously though i can't come standing up

[Average Joe]

Nobody asked for a link of the painfully hot gf yet. OTF gone to the dogs.

[retired_heidigoebel]

did anyone watch that program last week about sperm doners?

There is 1 registered doner in scotland and there were none in Ireland thanks to the new law which means sperm doners do not have the right of annonimity (sp?)

when the sprog made with donated sperm, when they get to 18 they can legally look up the daddy of the sperm and seek them out.

was quite good, if i gave sperm and someone came to find me in 18 years, id not be impressed. "go away, all you are to me is £25 and a cup"

[retired_mygem19]

Originally posted by Cottager:
girlfriend missing her period at the moment, so maybe another achievement. although that's happened before to no consequence.

my girlfriend misses hers all the time, **** myself every single month despite being as certain as one can be

[retired_heidigoebel]

oh and im watching ssn, playing fm and drinking.

[retired_gitfresh]

There is 1 registered doner in scotland and there were none in Ireland

*heads for Ireland*

[retired_srini_aug1]

FM, itunes. The wife is out drinking with her mates, so i'm just waiting for her to come back

[retired_paeng2000]

The girls of OTF will be made up that Gimp works in a place like that

[retired_srini_aug1]

linkage of hot girl??

**winks at Coldberg**