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Old 09-06-2007, 12:19 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #1
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From MI5 Spy To The Messiah
Updated: 11:11, Thursday September 06, 2007

He admits it might sound crazy, but disgraced former spy David Shayler believes he is the Messiah.
The MI5 whistleblower has called a news conference to reveal more details of his "journey of spiritual redemption".

Will he save the world?Shayler said: "I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness).

"As the Holy Spirit is God incarnate as essence, I am God incarnated as spirit and man."

Mr Shayler asked journalists to arrive at the briefing with "an open mind as this is a truth which they are in no position to determine".

He warned that people risk their chances of eternal life if they do not take him seriously.

The ex-spook claims he is the "chosen one" who has been selected by a higher power to save the planet.

He said: "It is absolutely clear to me that the world is going to hell in a handcart.

"Few would dispute that humanity needs a Messiah to get it through these difficult times."

Realising his announcement would lead to questions over his sanity, he conceded: "This is all rather embarrassing for someone who was an atheist technocrat three years ago.

"And I am painfully aware how mad all this sounds."

Shayler served seven weeks in jail in 2002 for passing on classified information to a national newspaper.
He'll be talking about lizards taking over the world next.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:41 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #2
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Clearly he was watching Z when he was high.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:42 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #3
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Or he might have, had I noticed the word "next"
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:42 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #4
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OMG they've turned him into a loony so no-one takes him seriously!
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:08 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #6
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OMG they've turned him into a loony so no-one takes him seriously!
Who says nobody's taking him seriously? His claim is as good as anyone else's.
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Muslims are bad LOL
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:39 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #8
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Went for a drink with him after he did a QT in my college, could tell he was a nutcase then. Think I mentioned it before, but he was also trying to flog his DVDs to the kids outside afterwards
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Went for a drink with him after he did a QT in my college, could tell he was a nutcase then. Think I mentioned it before, but he was also trying to flog his DVDs to the kids outside afterwards
What was his choice of poison?
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Old 09-06-2007, 02:35 PM   Ex MI5 Spy thinks he is God. Post #10
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Same mob that did for Diana have been spiking his GnT's
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