retired_neasp

My dad tried to teach me how to play the piano. Didn't work wasnt into it. See I always liked load noises. So he really should have taught me the drums.

He taught me a few things about fishing. Taught me fish love sweetcorn and thats the best bait.

My uncle taught me how to roll a joint when I was 15 lol.

retired_bec8643

**** all.

Cheated on my mum but i was too young to learn owt from him about that. Never really seen him that much to learn anything from him because of that.

2boxers

Biological Dad
how to be a man-just do the opposite of whatever he did

i did get on with/defend him until late last year (not going into it but ive spoke to him once since and that was to get my stuff back from his shed)- anyway last year was his 50th got us both tickets for the Marina Dalglish 86 cup replay (as i was 2 at the time not like i could have gone with him ) which brilliantly fell on his birthday :thup: he then tells me "nah son i'm spending the day with 'X'"(his fancy woman/gf/bird who shares the same birthday & who subsequently near cleaned him out - wp love :thup: )

he came out with a gem a few years ago "you're left handed are you?"-yeah you've only took me fishing about 400 times ffs (although that sounds like a positive it wasn't as i ended up carrying the gear over), i also up till this year used to get a call in the summer to build/fix something - (4 summer holidays as a kid were spent building a massive pond, 2 deckings & 3 patios)-last two times i was called i said no, one before them i just walked off tbh went and watched attack of the clones in the cinema


Step-Dad on the other hand has taught me patience,how to sort myself out in various areas of life & (daft as it sounds) how to treat women properly- if i had to pick 1 fault would probably be he's not interested in football (more an NFL guy) but thats naff all

tbh now if someone says 'your dad' i think of my step-dad not my bio. one

retired_oldfierce

How to **** off when the child is aged 5, about a week or two before the child starts school.

retired_may0gan

it's the age old question - nature or nurture? which dad should take the blame for jearm?

2boxers

gr when you get funny i'll let you know, we'll be on FM2108 by then but still i'll let you know

2boxers

oh and please feel free to 'blame' my step-dad as ive said he's a :thup: guy and it'll be a compliment

or you could blame my biological dad who ive already stated i'm nothing like

retired_bliss123

taught me bugger all, mainly due to not being a father at all for the past 12 years. so i suppose he has taught me to be the exact opposite of him :/

retired_nasali08

bonafide lad.

i once drank 3 pints in an hour

2boxers

bonafide lad.

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