jcbarat

My name's Barry and I like to clean windows as a hobby, you know, windows allow you to see into the soul of the home and all that.

So anyway, last week I was cleaning the windows of this house. Was happily moving along window to window like the window-cleaning version of spiderman with the ladder as my web. I get to one window and start cleaning. The blinds were open and I slapped the wet, soapy sponge against the dirty glass then got the shock of my life.

In this room there was this kid, now I see weird stuff all the time but this was a bit off the scale. He was standing there completely naked infront of his mirror with his willy tucked between his legs and making some really odd movements as if he was trying to camply walk backwards.

Then he turned and looked at me, I was completely weirded out by the whole thing and wanted to get out of there as quick as i could. I jumped off the ladder and pretended to hurt myself, writhing around on the floor for a few minutes before getting a mate to come pick me up and collect the gear.

Definitely wont be going back there in the future, dropped a note through the letterbox last night saying I'd be in hospital for two weeks then i'll be back to normal schedule. My phone contract runs out in 10 days so I'll have to get myself a new number so they can't contact me again.

Just thought I'd share that.

retired_MrScotlander

For goodness sake. It has been posted here. Or you're the unlucky guy?

Mindzei

um...ok

retired_hbjohns

ffs

retired_crstout1

And to think I was sending you a get well card and a fruit basket.

Damn you, Barry.

Mindzei

ah..just found other thread

retired_vini

Wtf

retired_calhoun_s

nice one gills :thup:

georginho :thdn:

retired_MrScotlander

Sorry, ignore my comment. Someone posted here that he was dancing in front of the mirror. The cleaning service cleaning the window laughed very hard, fell, and was brought to a hospital.

retired_julieut99

Oh my, I thought of making a similar thread earlier but then decided not to.