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Received it at home and trying to determine if this is true. Couldn't find any supporting research on the interweb so I bring the question to my colleagues at OTF
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Yo mkrichmar
It is the size of ones **** which determines success
asdfsdf Hisel
Despite everything, I just got a new job and salary increase at work so I'm not sure if I should believe this.
Originally posted by Mookie:
Received it at home and trying to determine if this is true. Couldn't find any supporting research on the interweb so I bring the question to my colleagues at OTF
<BLOCKQUOTE> Yo mkrichmar
It is the size of ones **** which determines success
asdfsdf Hisel
Despite everything, I just got a new job and salary increase at work so I'm not sure if I should believe this.
Thank you for your input </BLOCKQUOTE>
was your new job and salary increase based on the ize of your dick?
i can't exmplain it no. but i'm sure there will be a group of scientists willing to do a thesis on it and spend 5millionn pounds in the process to come up with the answer.
its true, soon you will find out you have won the lottery. and come first in a microsoft prize draw, a bmw prize draw and inherit millions from some dude in the ukraine. you lucky swine!
You should respond to them and hear them out. It could change your life.
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Jon Lovitz: Hello, I'm Jon Lovitz, and I'm having lunch in the Russian Tea Room with the most beautiful woman in the world - Paulina! Well, we can't all be me. But if you'd like to fulfill your dream like I did, then I have one piece of advice for you - Get To Know Me! When did I chip my tooth? Why do I drain my foot? Where is my extra bone? Get To Know Me! Got to go - listen to him!
Don Pardo: Hello! Before I got to know Jon, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I was stuck in a room reading voiceovers I could barely understand! And then, I got to know him, and now I get to be on TV! And today, they call me.. Don Pardo!
Jon Lovitz: Get To Know Me! Why do I never wear a hat? Why was I banned from Bangkok? Why do women call me "The Anchor"?
Paulina Poriskova: You.. stud! You gorgeous hunk of male flesh.
Jon Lovitz: [ to the camera ] Yes! [ to Paulina ] Uh.. a little lower and to the left. Get To Know Me! Still wondering if you should? Then listen to him!
Lee Iacocca: Before I got to know Jon, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I couldn't get a job to save my life! And today, they call me.. Lee Iacocca! Get To Know Me! And buy a Chrysler..
Don Pardo: It works, I tell you, it works!
Jon Lovitz: Get out, I tell you, get out! Get To Know Me! Why do girls speak to me? Do I shave my eyebrows in the middle? Get To Know Me! And now, a final testimonial, from a man who speaks the truth!
Steve Martin: Before I got to know Jon, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I was a two-bit comic with an arrow stuck through my head! And then, I got to know him, and now I just starred in a movie called "Parenthood", directed by Opie! And today, they call me.. Steve Martin!
Jon Lovitz: Thank you.
Steve Martin: Thank you!
Lee Iacocca: It's true, I tell you, it's true! Buy a Chrsyler..
Paulina Poriskova: He's a stud!
Steve Martin: I might do a movie directed by Potsie!
Can someone explain this email to me???? 
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