OTF worse nightmare "Monster Spider Web"

retired_swtpe14 · 08-31-2007, 05:05 PM

here we go read this as a horror story:
pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner

Quote:

Pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner

By staff writers

August 29, 2007 12:07pm
Article from: NEWS.com.au

A GERMAN man who lived with over 200 black widow spiders was fatally bitten by one and then eaten by his other pet creepy-crawlies.
Police found Mark Voegel, 30, in his apartment partially eaten by his pet spiders, several snakes, lizards and thousands of termites, Sun.co.uk reported.

Neighbours called police after becoming worried about the smell coming from Voegel's apartment.

Police were met by an unforgettably gruesome scene.

“It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa," a police spokesman said.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Voegel, who never invited people back to his small apartment, lived in the German city of Dortmund, Sun.co.uk reported.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

“He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world,” she said.

retired_neasp · 08-31-2007, 05:14 PM

haha they all bit the hand that fed it.

retired_princess160 · 08-31-2007, 07:16 PM

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He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world

And what's a pitbull then, not an animal? It's true that they do have the same attitude and IQ as their owners, so they probably belong to the 'chav' species...

retired_prettygirl9156 · 08-31-2007, 08:11 PM

It's the Clock Spider who did that web

All hail the All-Benevolent Clock Spider!

retired_princess160 · 08-31-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Worcester City Researcher:
It's the Clock Spider who did that web

All hail the All-Benevolent Clock Spider!

9th leg ftw

retired_rachelst · 08-31-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by DJ:
<BLOCKQUOTE>He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world

And what's a pitbull then, not an animal? </BLOCKQUOTE>

I think she means it's the arachnid equivalent of the pit-bull (animal), although since arachnids are animals as well she's still wrong.

retired_jshendel · 09-11-2007, 07:09 PM

Ok im scared

Just seen a cobweb strand running from the ceiling to my bed :o:o

Iev probably slept with a spider

teebee · 09-11-2007, 07:36 PM

There was a massive on in my kitchen the other night.

The cat decided to knock it off the wall, toy with it then munch it.

The spider eating cat ifb :thup:

retired_mrszip · 09-11-2007, 07:40 PM

John Jackman soiling the family name with spider love :thdn:

retired_little.splash · 09-11-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lermon:
here we go read this as a horror story:
pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner

<BLOCKQUOTE>

Pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner

By staff writers

August 29, 2007 12:07pm
Article from: NEWS.com.au

A GERMAN man who lived with over 200 black widow spiders was fatally bitten by one and then eaten by his other pet creepy-crawlies.
Police found Mark Voegel, 30, in his apartment partially eaten by his pet spiders, several snakes, lizards and thousands of termites, Sun.co.uk reported.

Neighbours called police after becoming worried about the smell coming from Voegel's apartment.

Police were met by an unforgettably gruesome scene.

“It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa," a police spokesman said.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Voegel, who never invited people back to his small apartment, lived in the German city of Dortmund, Sun.co.uk reported.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

“He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world,” she said.

</BLOCKQUOTE>

Mark Voegel, great name !!!

OTF worse nightmare "Monster Spider Web"

Grab a beer, sit back and relax.

OTF worse nightmare "Monster Spider Web"