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Best 5 club teams in history of Football:
Liverpool 1977-1978 - 100.00%
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Ajax 1971-1973 - 0%
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Santos 1962-1963 - 0%
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Torinho 1940's - 100.00%
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:43 PM   So jews Post #11
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i am very slightly jewish, but not jewish enough to get put in a camp. best of both worlds imo
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:43 PM   So jews Post #12
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Larry Jew?
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:56 PM   So jews Post #13
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Jewish new year, and Lennon back fit, bad signs for Saturday
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:58 PM   So jews Post #14
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Quote:
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My grandad died in world war 2



yea, he fell off his watchtower.
I think the joke needs you to specify he died in Auschwitz
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:07 PM   So jews Post #15
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I thought this was going to be a thread discussing why jews seem to always be the ones throughout history being picked on. Oh well/
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:08 PM   So jews Post #16
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I thought it was supposed to go:

"My Grandfather died at Auschwitz.. he fell out of his guard tower, broke his neck "
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:10 PM   So jews Post #17
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Quote:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:
My grandad died in world war 2



yea, he fell off his watchtower.
I think the joke needs you to specify he died in Auschwitz </BLOCKQUOTE>

Doh!
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:11 PM   So jews Post #18
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Quote:
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I thought it was supposed to go:

"My Grandfather died at Auschwitz.. he fell out of his guard tower, broke his neck "
yea i'm crap at telling jokes. For the past 3 years, after the first 5 minutes of meeting someone i'd say the "Why are pirates pirates?" joke.

i normally follow that with the "what goes OOOOOOO" joke. And that's about all i have .
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:17 PM   So jews Post #19
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Quote:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by davidbowie:
I thought it was supposed to go:

"My Grandfather died at Auschwitz.. he fell out of his guard tower, broke his neck "
yea i'm crap at telling jokes. For the past 3 years, after the first 5 minutes of meeting someone i'd say the "Why are pirates pirates?" joke.

i normally follow that with the "what goes OOOOOOO" joke. And that's about all i have . </BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know.

Why are Pirates Pirates?
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:18 PM   So jews Post #20
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They just arrrrrrrr I suspect.
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