James07?

Madonna and Britney Spears have been threatened by Muslim terrorist leaders that they could have their "heads cut off" if they continue to act like "prostitutes" to gain popularity.

Spokesman and senior leader of the Palestinian Resistance Committees, Muhammed Abdel-Al, slated the singers in new book Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.

He warned the popstars that they are spreading "satanic culture" in their songs and performances.

Abdel-Al said: "If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.

"If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing... we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt."

The group, based in the Gaza Strip, has previously carried out a number of rocket attacks, bombings and shootings against Jews.

Rubbish source, old story, but worth posting for the shock value of finding common ground between Bert and the terrorists.

Also seems a bit unfair to group serial minge flasher and general nutter Spears with Madge?

Gary Toner

Wouldn't that kinda do us a favour.

cms186

Cutting their heads off a smidge extreme no?

Dying Dougs

love how he says he will get them to join islam, and then what they will do to them once they convert, thats gonna kinda put them off converting eh

postal postie

i'd still do her.

GerdMüller

Actually theres a big chance they are going to convert: Islam is one of the last Religions Madonna hasnt tried yet, and Britney, well there are not much crazy things you cant imagine her in the state she currently is in. If Madonna converts she will defiantely do it, already happened with that Kabballa thing.
Osama and his friends will be a little shocked though when they find out that they are islamic but still b*tches...

atvkwkad

anything that harms Madonna is a good thing in my book

Stan petrov

I'd pay to see this.

TheCranker

Should have really put Muslim in the title to save Bert the hassle of using the search engine.

Eric Cartman

Won't be the first time Madonna gives head