[retired_kimberlysmith]

It's that time of year once more for the absolute retards and down right arses that clearly should be shot, to go into the delightful home that is the Big Brother house.

With the adverts set to start at the end of the month, it's only a matter of time before the strange people enter our lives...oh joy.

Roumers about that a celebrity will be thrown into the mix and to startle the public. Suicide watch will be on full alert and as the boo'ers belt their little lungs out at absolute nobody fame-seekers.

10pm Wont be the same throughout the summer - especially if ITV try and combat it with bloody Sh*t Island again.

Mon the absolute stunner gettin' lashed and pulling the ming lad. I sense a winner...

[retired_jessicadon]

First sentence applies equally to those transfixed by this guff tbh.

[retired_laticia3]

Can I wear a blindfold first :cool:

I ain't transfixed, BB is my back-up plan if theres nowt else on, and I normally watch evictions and the final.

[retired_luvbugg01]

Patrick Moore so wrong, obviously OTF to blame for banal TV...

[retired_jabda]

Patrick Moore >>>>>> * >>>>>>>>>> AIDS >>>>>>>>Big Brother

[retired_angryprincess]

the first one was fffffb. since then (bar Tickle) its been woeful

[retired_srini_aug1]

i think it should be a nudist house. Wth women only, all 18-21 and stunning

Then i might watch it.

[retired_laticia3]

Originally posted by up_the_gers781042:
the first one was fffffb. since then (bar Tickle) its been woeful

These are the complex conditions I will watch this show under:

1. No trannies with ballsacks hanging out
2. Nothing else on TV
3. No Russell Brand
4. At least 2 nice looking laydees
5. No gurning from Davina

And then, maybe, just maybe, I might watch this thing properly.

My dad and brother both know people who sit up until 5am watching the housemates sleep, mainly students, and then go around saying
"Did you see BB at 5.12am last night? The bloke farted! Hahahaha"

As if I've not seen an anal announcement on Tv before.

[Ventil]

This bloody programme doesn't start for another 3 weeks.
So you've all got a heads up to spend the interim period finding something useful to do with your time instead of being glued to the idiot box every night for 3 months.

Housemate predictions:

2 x Camp/ gay blokes
1 x not camp but looks gay bloke
1 x older man
1 x older woman
4 x skallies/ geezers
2 x mentalists
1 x butch lesbian
1 x lipstick lesbian
1 x girl willing to remove clothing at merest drop of a hat.
1 x shouty girl & boy

Events to include:

1 x attempted break out
35 x attempts to "liven things up" (also known as "increase TV ratings") by plying them with booze.
17 x tearful admissions to BB diary room
4 x "hilarious" episodes where they have to dress up/ paint pictures/ learn how to read and write.
1 x "headline hitting incident" (hopes for death and/ or some sort of riot over food/ ciggies/ lack of "respect")

Um that's about it.

Happy viewing

[retired_shelly1969]

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