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Old 09-19-2007, 11:25 PM   American woman sues God Post #1
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WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
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State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.

The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.

It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.

Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.

He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.

Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:26 PM   American woman sues God Post #2
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stolen from a film!
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:27 PM   American woman sues God Post #3
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i've met a female bernie but not an ernie
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:27 PM   American woman sues God Post #4
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Pretty sure this was an episode of Boston Legal.
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publicity stut clearly.
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issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
And if he doesnt?
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:28 PM   American woman sues God Post #7
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Wonder if god has a good lawyer?
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:29 PM   American woman sues God Post #8
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Some woman.
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Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:33 PM   American woman sues God Post #10
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Dont see how this is making the point tho. We all know how easy it is to try and sue in America, dont need this to point it out to everyone
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