The Friday Fred

retired_paeng2000 · 09-21-2007, 01:05 PM

Jeff Stelling drinking game

Quote:

Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Carlos Tevez affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager

Should be amusing

retired_imran_ryd · 09-21-2007, 01:07 PM

Goinmg to the gym tonight, may have a quick drink or 2 after.
Tomorrow is the wifes birthday, no idea what we are doing during the day but out in the evening with a group of friends for a meal then some al-co-hol.
Sunday going to Brands Hatch for the World Touring Cars.

retired_edsel25 · 09-21-2007, 01:09 PM

That is quality! Cant beat the old classics like ring of fire though.

retired_eddyloin · 09-21-2007, 01:09 PM

That drinking game is a nightmare to keep up with, it basically turns into a complete drinking-fest because everyone loses interest in/gets too battered to keep up with all the rules and just carries on drinking regardless. At least that's what happened when I tried it at uni.

BobbyK · 09-21-2007, 01:10 PM

Christ that sounds painful.

retired_gitfresh · 09-21-2007, 01:11 PM

Absolutely nothing planned all weekend :cool:

BobbyK · 09-21-2007, 01:14 PM

Oh and the weekend.

I am supposed to be meeting up with a girl for a drink or two tonight, however my phone is busted so unless I find a replacement temporarily that isn't going to happen.

Tomorrow night I've got my mate who I've known for 16 year surprise 21st birthday to go to. That's going to be great. Going to get absolutely wrecked. Then I have to wake up at about 7am the next day to catch the train to Manchester for the Chelsea game and I'll be feeling awful. Few drinks before the game, maybe one after. Then I'm catching the train from Manchester to Preston after the match to see my mate at Uni there, more drinking and much laughs to be had. Then I've booked Monday off of work to travel back from Preston and recover.

My liver hurts just thinking about it

retired_nickyfit · 09-21-2007, 01:22 PM

That Jeff Stelling game sounds even more carnage than pub golf.

retired_Coastie · 09-21-2007, 01:36 PM

Hola. Woke up this morning to a phone call from a girl who Im trying to get into the pants of, which was nice and cheered me up for the day,

At work now and havent stopped yet, probably wont until half 6. Staying in tonight as im setting off at 07:30 tomorrow morning up to the lakes for a detox with one of my mates as iv been hitting it a bit too hard recently. So Saturday night we're staying in Ambleside.

Sunday not to sure yet.

retired_crstout1 · 09-21-2007, 01:37 PM

Still sorting a few things in my new apartment, so this weekend will mainly contain setting up my PC, spending time with the girlfriend and um.. more stuff that I'll think of later. Oh, and trying to increase my overdraft at the bank.

Fun!

The Friday Fred

Grab a beer, sit back and relax.

The Friday Fred