retired_bigsean999

All found on http://www.sickipedia.org/

Well, all the ones I get texted.

jcbarat

Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen in England again...The McCanns have offered to help.

WorkoutHHH

I sent that to someone earlier

retired_jeannicole

Colin McRae's wife has taken all her money out of Northern Rock. She's now with Scottish Widows.

retired_superpenners

Difference between Colin Mcrae and Freddy Mercury? Only 4 people went down on Colins chopper...

retired_Sherman6842

Basically the same but better:

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin McRae?
Only two kids went down on Colin McRae's chopper.

retired_Pantora

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean a ginger kid, with two friends?

2boxers

x10 and an angry response if you send it a ginger person though

retired_superpenners

Hahahahhaa!!!

2boxers

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom and finds his dad giving him mum one. his dad smirks,throws a pillow at the door and tells him to "get outta here".

a couple of hours later dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom and goes up to find Johnny giving grandma one, to which Johnny says "not so funny when its your mother is it?"