retired_misiti

FitZiggy

watch out, there are some very sensitive people around here these days

retired_Rosangela carv

Got any decent jokes Wasma?

circlewalker

What's worse than being trapped in a lift with a big fat man?

Rape.

retired_oldfierce

The one with the bloke having sex with the headless woman on the railtracks or something still the best.

retired_summergor

some body asked me to do a marathon today, i told em to rack off.

they said "come on its for blind and disabled children".

I thought "shlt, i could win that".

retired_misiti

Shoot

retired_summergor

another one off sickipedia im trying to remember was some thing like,

a black man pulls a woman on a night out and brings her back home. she says "come on show me if its true about black men".

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

retired_oldfierce

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

"No, I never found her head."



Thats the one.

retired_misiti

I'm sure this one is from sickipedia as well:

What does a black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.