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Old 09-22-2007, 10:54 PM   Your text jokes Post #21
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I now know where lucky gets his jokes from
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I went to mohammed's borthday party yesterday, it was ok, games were alrite, musical chairs was quite slow but pass the parcel went ****ing fast!
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Quote:
What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin.
I imagined the little dialogue between Brian and Stewie where Brian made a racist comment and Stewie says "ohhh bad dog." To which Brian replied"Sorry, that's my father coming out in me" etc.
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What do you call a train that doesn't stop at any stations?

Thomas the Bastard.
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pretty poor, I know...

I´m so going to hell
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Anyone know anything about computers?

I downloaded the Colin McRae helicopter simulator but it keeps crashing.
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Mourinho has issued an appeal to be left alone, "i just want to go back to Portugal and not be seen" The McCanns have offered to help
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