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09-22-2007, 10:21 PM
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whats the difference between pope john paul 2nd and maddy mccann?
The pope died a virgin  | 
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09-22-2007, 10:24 PM
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whats the difference between pope john paul 2nd and maddy mccann?
The pope died a virgin | :thdn: tbh
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09-22-2007, 10:28 PM
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Jade Goody has been attacked at her home by an intruder with a large knife, Police have arrested Shilpa's mother....Ma Shetty.
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09-22-2007, 10:30 PM
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Theres a new 7 seater on the market, with extra space in the boot for kids ...its called the renault mccan
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Theres a new 7 seater on the market, with extra space in the boot for kids ...its called the renault mccan
| I'm having a strange attack of deja-vu.
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09-22-2007, 10:33 PM
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I phoned the Samaritans the other day and ended up being passed to an Indian call centre. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
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09-22-2007, 10:37 PM
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Michael Barrymore was asked if he was doing Panto this year. He said no, he did Alladin 6 years ago and he hasn't heard the last of it.
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09-22-2007, 10:41 PM
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Jade Goody has been attacked at her home by an intruder with a large knife, Police have arrested Shilpa's mother....Ma Shetty.
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09-22-2007, 10:43 PM
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Scottish woman arrives home to find her Husband w@nking into a welly,says to him,!Hamish ya dirty b@stard stop ****in aboot!
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09-22-2007, 10:47 PM
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I phoned the Samaritans the other day and ended up being passed to an Indian call centre. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
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obv. a "OMG they're dark skinned = Terrorists" there
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