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Old 09-24-2007, 12:32 AM   Going to the match, drunk - why ? Post #1
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This apparently happened at our game v West Ham today. C&P'd from another forum;

"The bloke arrived at 1.40 ****ed as f***. Sat in the wrong seat and had to be moved to his normal seat. After about 40 mins he decided he needed a **** and started down the stairs....left row K - lost his step about row E and landed head first into the concrete wall. Blood everywhere. Wasn't pretty and the bloke had a turn just before our third.

Poor ****er also got an official warning for turning up ****ed and threatened with losing his season ticket....not joking!

8 pints, 4 goals, 1 concussion, 4 stitches, 5 St. John's Ambulance, 1 fat eye and 6 stewards plus the biggest headache in the world. Ever!..."

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Loads of lads who were in Leazes Level 7 have commented on the 'thud' that this fella made as he fell down the stairs. Add this to the Boro fan from a few years back who lost his s/t for falling asleep at the match (again whilst drunk) and it begs the question, why do it ? I mean, I was always partial to a few beers before the match, but not to get completely off my face like this fella did !

Any stories to share of being drunk at a game ?
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:34 AM   Going to the match, drunk - why ? Post #2
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lessens the pain tbh
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most drunk i've ever been at a match was marseille away as i was in the town square all day getting rather inebriated, even then i'd sobered up a fair bit by ko

but generally 2/3 pints is the most i'll sup pre-match
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Id get tanked up if I had to watch Newcastle play tbf
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My dad did this away to Lille the other year. Fell asleep before kick off, slept the whole game and woke up at the final whistle!

Stupid arse!
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A person lost their season ticket for sleeping? At 'Boro?!
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losing your season ticket for falling asleep
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milan away for me, fell asleep before KO and a united official "you're an embarassment to manchester united" after I puked on myself on the coach
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A person lost their season ticket for sleeping? At 'Boro?!
tbf it wouldn't be hard, nice and quiet
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tcwtb at a pre-season match with my team Woking a few years back. Lay on the clubhouse's pool table, got his c0ck out and started chanting "c0ck's out, if you hate the scum!"

Probably not drunk tbf, just utter ****ishness
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