retired_velvet01

We've just had a new guy start today and he's just brilliant entertainment.

here's a list of his first day's activities:

He's called Sam
He got the job because he was the only one to apply and the his colleagues going on Maternity leave in 3 weeks.
he has a sleeping disorder
he's overweight
he came in on his first day without a tie and his shirt untucked
he foams at the mouth
he talks through his nose
he's sat here for the past 30 minutes on the phone to his mate
he fell asleep 3 times today
he smokes more than me
he's been toilet 10 times already today
he sent us a rude joke already!
he told kylie (pregnant girl) that she should know what it's like to be obese
he sleeps with an oxygen mask because of his condition
he keeps staring at me
he's very annoying
he never stops talking
he's just asked to leave 30 minutes early and said he would like to make it up by taking 15 minutes off his lunch tomorrow, and 15 minutes on friday
he's asked kylie to have lunch with him tomorrow.

He's ffuuuuuuuuuuucking brilliant!

i'll keep you updated with his activities, because i think he's gonna be golden entertainment value over the next few weeks.

He's just gone for a 'walk'!! brilliant!

Have you ever had a new guy make such an impression on his first day?

retired_xvszero

Sorry for being a bit thick, but how is that good? He will surely get sacked promptly

retired_katie14

We had a guy who started, went out to lunch and never came back.

Nothing to do with me though, honest.

Mindzei

Did Kylie say yes ?

And is he wearing Bermuda Shorts ?

trotamundos

We had similar, though the guy stuck a note under his mouse reading "I quit".

Thought the note was unnecersary, but a polite gesture,

retired_velvet01

entertainment value. It's priceless.

I'm leaving in a few weeks for my Olympic job, so I'm just gonna sit back and watch the fireworks.

maybe stoke the flames now and again.

Mindzei

and i don't tend to include that trait when i think of people as being ffuuuuuuuuuuucking brilliant

retired_xvszero

entertainment value. It's priceless.

I'm leaving in a few weeks for my Olympic job, so I'm just gonna sit back and watch the fireworks.

maybe stoke the flames now and again. </BLOCKQUOTE>

ok. haha nice idea mate. :thup:

retired_thrasherchic

I've got a picture of Keith from The Office in my head now.

retired_velvet01

no, but he hasn't fastened the top 3 buttons on his shirt so his chest hair, and massive gold necklace are on show for all