retired_ks reddy

I almost got nicked for that years ago. The copper woke me up, was reassured I had no intention of driving anywhere until morning, told me I could technically get done for drink driving and took the keys off me so if another less sensible officer happened along I couldn't be nicked.

He even arranged for his relief to bring me the keys at 8 o'clock sharp, which he did. Service :thup: </BLOCKQUOTE>

Then he waited until you drove off, then nicked you for drink driving as you were still over the limit? </BLOCKQUOTE>

It was back in the good old days when they realised the economy relied on the hungover being able to drive to work.

retired_linton_justin

So basically if you're drunk and want to sleep in your car you have to hide the keys in a bush or something so that they're not in your possession?

retired_ks reddy

Yeah. Sadly of course you'll be too shitfaced to remember you have to hide them, or too shitfaced to remember where you hid them.