Just Turned 18 ....

Mindzei · 09-28-2007, 01:39 AM

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact I don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.

Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.

Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact I don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
I'm the Scatman.

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scatman!

Where's the Scatman?

I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

Yeah!
I'm the Scatman! (Scatman!)

Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop

I'm the Scatman! (I'm a Scatman!)

Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop

*in background*
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop (Yeah!)
Bop a Bodda
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

Sing along with me!
It's a scoobie oobie....

retired_bigsean999 · 09-28-2007, 01:39 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Emersonlfc:

Quote:

Originally posted by Roadways:

Fact : Work for my Father. 15k a year

Tell me all I need to know. How's that silver spoon lodged up your arse then?

retired_nhgierke · 09-28-2007, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rcjuk:
You'll never be as good as me at life.

Noone cares if your any good either

Haha, how on earth can you judge that on what happens over an internet forum.

retired_may0gan · 09-28-2007, 01:41 AM

loving how he's made it a tale about winding us up rather than the desperate lie he kept up for aaaaages

retired_gomab2k4 · 09-28-2007, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emersonlfc:
Never be as good as me at the old golf, shall i post my handicap screenie from the official gui website again?

Should put you back in your place.

No need to be arrogant!
Had heard there was a famous golfer who was on OTF but never knew who.
Turns out it's just a golfer
with attitude
Your swing is rubbish fwiw but the good news is your caddy is in love with your brother.

Happy Birthday

retired_nhgierke · 09-28-2007, 01:41 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Rcjuk:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Emersonlfc:

Quote:

Originally posted by Roadways:

Fact : Work for my Father. 15k a year

Tell me all I need to know. How's that silver spoon lodged up your arse then? </BLOCKQUOTE>

Least its a spoon up my arse and not BB13'S hand.

retired_pneeru · 09-28-2007, 01:42 AM

You sound like a bit of a cnut tbh

retired_bigsean999 · 09-28-2007, 01:42 AM

Location:Northern Ireland
Occupation:Factory Worker/Machinist
Interests:Football :- Support Liverpool , Barca, Glenavon and Norn Iron .... Golf :- Play off a 1 Handicap at this moment and have honors in representing Ulster ...... Snooker & Fishing
Biography:I'm 18, Have an amazing job in which I love.. Love Football and Golf with a Passion.. Enter my Msn To Learn More..

hahah

Look everyone I'm 12, I'm so happy living off my dad, I'm awesome love me, i'm so popular, you all wish you were me :cool:

Cry yourself to sleep.