prof101

A "banana shot" and he goes for the "piledriver". The latter I just imagine The Undertaker tombstoning the ball! Haha!

retired_Frappin'

"That was a dubious decision" - The referee's a fcuking $hit face!

retired_el_chanclas

A-League Marquee player = Someone 30+ years old who would have retired except for the chance to make some quick bucks playing in a really short season in country where everyone speaks english and it's pretty sunny most of the time.

Sarah

As soon as I heard (enter team name) were interested in me I knew it was the right move for me and I didnt consider anywhere else - This club offered me most money or no other team was stupid enough to want me but rest assured I dont really want to be here.

Debbie

He's a versitile player - Jack of all trades. And ***** at every one.

hooper75

"He's made the most of it" - There was no contact and he's a diving little ****

retired_Nikelesy

Alurny - Seriously doesnt undertand this thread

retired_laticia3

"He's had a few injury problems recently" - Harry Kewell

"The keeper could have done better with that" - Steve Harper's falls over

"We did everything but score" - Shola Ameobi was playing upfront

retired_katie14

'tik a boo son' = why aren't you gay Stevie? I want nothing more than to lather my head up in baby oil and rub it all over your muscular body.

retired_laticia3

"He's had a good game, Big Titus, needs to get in the England frame" - Channel 5 says "I told you so"