retired_jennifer89889

"He'll just sit there in front of the back four, breaking up any attacks. The Makelele role"= explaining to divs what a defensive midfielder does.

retired_nicichiro

"Man Utd's superior goal difference means they are effectively four points clear" - Man Utd are three points clear

DebSchiff

"He's a strong, athletic player" - he's black.

retired_macca1875

"It's a six pointer" - it's a three pointer.

retired_sisa___

Both sides cancelled each other out = what a **** game

retired_sisa___

"the ball was there to be won" = it was a bad challenge but I enjoyed it

alidog

"No one player is bigger than the team" - He's bigger than the team. And he knows it.

alidog

"It was a tight decision by the linesman" - Is he ****ing BLIND??

retired_koenigal08

'It was the right idea' - Awful decision by the player, but I like him so I'll say something nice

'And (enter Old Firm Player here)' - We've not mentioned an Old Firm player in 30 seconds better do so

retired_el_chanclas

Like for Like Substitution = They are equally ****.

Future England Captain = Will be playing in the Conference in 3 years.