retired_pneeru

"Wears his heart on his sleeve" - Sickhead/moans at everything

DD23

"He'll be disappointed with that" - fack me, what a uselass caaaaant

retired_gomab2k4

Utility player - We basically can't find out what his best position is. He may not actually be very good. Has some incriminating pictures of the boss / chairman and demands his name on the teamsheet.

retired_elcrabtree

"It's great to be here in this stadium, full of character and unique charm" - It's horrible here, I can't wait to get out!

prof101

Teams with "Strong spines" or a player who is a teams "heartbeat".

retired_nicichiro

"Offside" - no one has a clue what's going on but there's a bloke on the side of the pitch waving a flag so we'd better stop for a breather and see what the stupid bastard wants

retired_layne129

"The enigmatic forward" The useless b**tard couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

powerhouse283

"they're a premiership team in all but name" - they're a cahmpionship team

retired_koenigal08

'Ala Beckham' - Wow, someone else can score freekicks

retired_jessicadon

'The atrmosphere is rocking at Celtic Park/Old Trafford/The Emirates' - The game is live on ITV