retired_Billywasjr

Id hammer some nails into a piece of wood and chase after them.

retired_ietus

We'd be screwed. Unless of course we had three arms.......

marynot

:cool:....


i have hours of practise on half life, quake, prey etc so i pretty know everything about any alien invaders. I know im prepared, are you?

cbhoyhern

Cheese, it's a well known fact that all aliens have a strong dislike for cheese.

retired_kswelker

Play Earth XI against their best footballers.

retired_dennis

Yeah our xi versus the aliens xi, over two legs one on each planet. What a match.

retired_katie14

I'd strike a deal with the aliens to betray humanity in exchange for some 12 breasted alien nymphomaniacs.

retired_lisa gaglio

Yeah, but you'd just know that we'd have some ***** manager who would pick Lampard and Gerrard in the starting XI.

Anyway the earth would be rubbish at uniting to fight. Some people would just give up hope and kill themselves. There'd be loads of religious nuts thinking that the holocaust is coming and do nothing but pray. And alien technology is bound to be better than ours anyway.

We're a sitting target! :thdn:

retired_gozadera2007

On the plus side, it would be the perfect time to pull out the old 'we're all going to die, so do you fancy having sex?' line on a few people.

michaelwoodcock

What do you mean if?

I'd bunk up with Tom Cruise