Zaitsev

After the first leg 1-1 draw at the Estadio Sausalito, in which striking misfit Daniel Pérez missed two vital penalties, CD Everton will be looking for a much improved result away. The backs to the wall job The Ruleteros face may well suit manager Jorge "Ginger" Garcias' tactics (read : hoofadaball.) Mentalist have their two mentalist players who were innoculously sent off in the first leg suspended of course, and being part of their first choice defense, this hopefully will leave their defensive door wide open for diver "Penalty" Pérez to miss yet more sitters, if fit/picked.

Record signing MatÃ*as Urbano will be hoping for much improved service rather than the long balls the Nigerian was confronted with from senors Jaime Rubilar (pitiful at right-back) and captain Pedro "Pointy" Rivera in the shambolic first-leg performance. Mercurial winger/forward Ã�lvaro VÃ*llalón, always seemingly so impressive for Scotland yet maddeningly incosistent for The Ruleteros will be hoping to get another chance to partner Urbano as he did so successfully against Sheffield Wednesday and Middlesbrough in the past week, although one hopes the ridiculous 4-3-3/4-2-2 hybrid Ginger Garcias employed in that first-leg will not be repeated, and a more orthodox formation that the players are used to will be in order.

CD Everton will also hope to welcome back Danish headcase Cristián Uribe from a knee injury, hoping he can provide the through-balls for the two forwards, and we may even see the previously woefully short of form and dropped star player Joel Reyes hit form once again, after his much improved efforts against Smoggies on Sunday.

James Blunt lookalike Gustavo Dalasso will continue to sit on the bench despite normal number one Johnny Herrera's finger injury.

Expected team;

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Herrera Rivera Menghini Rozas Guidi Lobos Martel Reyes Uribe Urbano PérezSubsrobably seven fans snatched from police cells in the nick of time. They were all in bed though, honest.</pre>


Prediction : Ruleteros gamble too much and slump out of the competition, leaving the fans searching for a vineyard by the sea in which to drown their sorrows and end the woe.

Zaitsev

Oops, sorry. Got a bit confused there, wrong Everton.

Zaitsev

Apparently we're taking 1,500 fans over to deepest, darkest Kharkiv :thup:

atvkwkad

doesnt matter which Everton you send over, you're still going out

super_imps

Haha, this was a ****ing ace first leg. Mon teh Metals.

Zaitsev

2nd leg should be a cracker, we need to attack which will make for comic japes as Moyes hasn't got a clue how to do that :thup:

Zaitsev

What are the training/youth facilities like for Villa on the new FM? Have your new facilities been taken into account?

I'm having an argument with SI and the Everton researcher with regard to the criminally underrated new Everton place

JonTheGTFCFan

Kill Rock Stars

everton to go through easily

Craig[EVE]

Still have fresh memories of our last UEFA away game

Think we'll really struggle if we don't score in the first 20 mins or so. Either way, i can't see us tonking them :/