Hate all adverts tbh
But daytime tv adverts are the worst!
No, I don't want to consolidate all my existing loans! I manage my money well enough thank you.
Get the compensation I deserve for doing my back in lifting a piano? Feck off! I don't even own a piano.
Sponser an African so I can feel slightly smugger than the average white lower middle class nobody! Nah, feed them today and they'll just starve tomorrow or get killed in regional warefare or through AIDS.
And Elephant.co.uk can just plain burn in banality hell.
Feckin capitalism run riot
Rant over. Sorry.