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Old 10-08-2007, 10:24 PM   a joke that's really really bad Post #1
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2 dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home, 1st dwarf cant get it up & to make things worse, all night he can hear 2nd dwarf saying "here I come again, 1 2 3 uuh". next morning 1st dwarf says to the 2nd "how embarrasing, I couldn't even get an erection, 2nd dwarf says "you think thats bad, i couldn't even get on the fecking bed"

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Old 10-08-2007, 10:25 PM   a joke that's really really bad Post #2
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Heard it on Night Owls Saturday show before.

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Old 10-08-2007, 10:26 PM   a joke that's really really bad Post #3
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Heard worse tbf. Was expecting a Scouse joke to be honest
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my dad texted it me before
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sickipedia imo
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Made me tbh
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I smiled.
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Here's an even worse one tbh, but I like it

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone
not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."



Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

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You're going to love this...

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You can't kill two birds with one stone
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my dad texted it me before
I love this quaint way northern people say 'before'

Before what, breakfast, before you had a w@nk, before christ....?
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please kill yourself kid.
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