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Old 10-06-2007, 02:05 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #1
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right, i was talkign away to a friend of mine on bebo, who happens to be a girl, and one of her girl mates added me. i just thought, "yeah, why not" as she said she was friends and thought id be good fun to talk to.

we got talking through bebo and she seemed quite nice. she is from new zealand but moved to belfast. she asked me to come and meet up with her in town after work one day, so i did. she brought her brother along and we had a few pints. she started going on about how "mad" she is when she drinks. this really puts me off people, when they talk about how CRAZY ZANY they are. plus she isnt as attractive as the pictures on her bebo. now im a nice guy so i was polite and kept up the conversation and told them a few funny stories. i think she might have read too much into it

anyways last weekend i was in a pub in belfast waiting near the bus station for my friend from birmingham to come so i could take him for a few pints in belfast. i was watching the man utd vs brum match when i got a text from her. she asked me what i was doing so i texted "in (pub) watching the match" so she replied "ok, see you in 15mins" then she insisted on driving me to the airport so we could collect him. "fair enough" and we were on our way. she then proceeds to drive the long way to the airport, much to my protests, and then shows me where she lives. she drove ages in the wrong way to show me where she lived when my mate was at the airport waiting on us to come! but fair enough, free lift, hey.

anyways she takes us back to belfast. i feel guilty as shes bought me a new charger and gave my mate a lift. now she wont stop texting me. i tried to ignore here but then she sent me a few messages on bebo asking if i liked astrology and stupid inane questions. then for the coup de grace she sends this:

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K I ask lot's of questions, and sometimes I feel a bit.....like you think I'm a spa coz I just ask really random stuff......and I kinda have a tendancy to ask things before I think if it's appropriate to ask someone what I have asked,and then I come across really rude or cheeky, but I'm not, I'm just....very blunt and straight to the point....does that even make sense?

Anyway basically what I'm trying to say is I ask random stuff, Im a random person,and you can find out normal stuff all the time....but random stuff is more fun....confused?

I brush my teeth with hot water.

Anyway....my actual point was, if I ask you too much stuff just tell me to shut up, I won't be offended, I'll cry myself to sleep for a week tho...kidding

I just read that back...I am actually a spa.....as zara's dad often tell's me, I belong in the cookie farm.

I hope this complete mash of randomness has brightened your day due to you being a contagious germ carrying snotty person....tee hee

I think I need to get some sleep....or stop typing.....
how do i get rid of her without hurting her feelings? shes a nice girl and got me a phone charger and gave me a lift. its just shes too full on and a bit mental.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:07 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #2
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HOW BIG ARE HER TITS?
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:07 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #3
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f I ask you too much stuff just tell me to shut up, I won't be offended,

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Old 10-06-2007, 02:08 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #4
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I think you're stuck with a crazy internet friend for life im afraid, if you get rid of her, I can see her being a right bunny boiler
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:08 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #5
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Tell her you're gay?

Glue a rice crispy to your **** and show it to her?

I'm out of ideas.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:09 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #6
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she had big tits, but shes overweight. not a slant on her though.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:09 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #7
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"I brush my teeth with hot water."

Sooner you tell her the better, she'll get over it.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:10 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #8
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she clearly needs attention to survive

ignore her for a few days and she'll be dead in no time.


nah just 'agree' that her personality is a little discombobulating,and leave it at that.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:11 AM   Mental Girl (Advice) Post #9
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she hasnt come out and said "i like you" so then i can say "oh, i think youre lovely and all that but i kinda like someone else and i feel we could be getting somewhere"

thats my line as ive had it used on me and it didnt hurt as saying "i dont really dig you, dig?"
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Glue a rice crispy to your **** and show it to her?
i tried that one once and it worked
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