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Originally posted by chopra_hill:
Pro evo drinking game.
1 shot for goal conceded.
2 shots for a yellow card.
3 shots for a red card.
2 shots for losing.
Simple game, and the longer the game goes on the quicker you get smashed as the more you drink the worse you play!
I'd get wasted. I play Pro Evo the way I play real football. People get so ****ed off at me but getting a yellow card > conceding a goal and I have no shame. "that's not the way we play." Well maybe you should and you'd win more games.
We did one where the idea was to watch the entire leathal weapon series (excluding 4) which was based around deaths, whith different drinks depending on the type of death and whether it was a bad guy killed or not. I think 'unique deaths' (ie people killed in explosions, accidents etc) carried some sort of extra requirement. Suffice to say we gave up through boredom midway through lethal weapon 2, as no one gets killed for ages!
I was hoping for good guys to get killed as it meant I could drink the Jack Daniel's I had a convenient hipflask of. My mate was absolutely plastered, and randomly staggered out of the house we were in to walk the hour and a quarter home.
The upshot is, drinking games are ***** if you have a friend who can't handle himself.
jeff stelings super soccer saturday drinking game.
destroys you, if you make 90 mins you are a legend
Current Rules:
- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Carlos Tevez affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
How on earth can people play that game, there are goals scored pretty much constantly so i'd assume 1 shot of beer per goal would take up all your time and so you'd never have time to start downing shots
Originally posted by jasnip1:
jeff stelings super soccer saturday drinking game.
destroys you, if you make 90 mins you are a legend
Current Rules:
- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Carlos Tevez affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
Have played with most of those rules plus these extras:
Accrington Stanley on the ticker, last person to shout "Who are they?" :- 2 swigs/shots
Whenever Jeff makes a reference to "Ryan Sugden" and makes an Emmerdale joke:- 3 swigs/shots
Whenever Hartlepool's James Brown scores and Jeff sings "I Feel Good" - 1 swig/shot
"World class save/goal" :- 3 swigs/shots
A player makes his debut from the bench :- 2 swigs/shots
Oh and you may only go for a toilet trip when Dickie Davis is on screen.
American imports of beer pong and flip cup are awesome, seven, eleven, doubles is just brutal.
Kings/Ring of Fire/Social/whatever you call it is great fun as well although rules change massively from circle to circle. 21's probably my favourite game but only when played with pros. When you change to roman numerals and start introducing mind **** rules it gets excellent. Especially if people turn up late and you enforce the no explaining of the rules.
Bunnys is another awesome game but only if played with people who know what they're doing and can wing it round at the speed of light.
Simpler games are things like "give me the names off", "never have I ever" and possibly the simplest game ever invented, pennying. More inventive games that we played include the pro evo drinking game, drinking poker and movie/24 drinking games.
Oh and one point on roxanne, guys drink whenever roxanne is sung, girls when red light is sung.
Originally posted by chris_clarke:
How on earth can people play that game, there are goals scored pretty much constantly so i'd assume 1 shot of beer per goal would take up all your time and so you'd never have time to start downing shots
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