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Best 5 club teams in history of Football:
Liverpool 1977-1978 - 100.00%
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Real Madrid 1956-1960 - 0%
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Juventus 1985 - 0%
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Milan 1989-1990 - 100.00%
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Ajax 1971-1973 - 0%
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Santos 1962-1963 - 0%
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Torinho 1940's - 100.00%
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Flamengo 1981 - 100.00%
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Benfica 1961-1962 - 100.00%
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:31 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #11
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"I sold this Makita cordless power drill in the local paper, and then six months later i received the very same one back as a christmas present from my brother in law, minus the power pack."
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:39 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #12
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I have a story about my dog, it has no nose you see......
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:42 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #13
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I have a story about my dog, it has no nose you see......
how does it smell?
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:53 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #14
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I came in here ready to tell mine, but the first post was of such a high standard I feel that simply nothing can top it.
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:59 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #15
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I got my brown wings before my pink wings.
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Old 10-17-2007, 10:12 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #16
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Rocky Rockstar:
I have a story about my dog, it has no nose you see......
how does it smell? </BLOCKQUOTE>

It doesnt. ITS GOT NO NOSE YOU ****ING ******.
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Old 10-17-2007, 10:12 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #17
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Either

The blow job at the party followed by the snog

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The falling in my own shlt when out for a run

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wandering naked into my wifes cousins room while his girlfriend was sucking him off.
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Old 10-17-2007, 10:15 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #18
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I was out my a mate and he asked me for money to buy cigarettes and i said No
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:31 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #19
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Quote:
Originally posted by Father Senegal:
Either

The blow job at the party followed by the snog

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The falling in my own shlt when out for a run

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wandering naked into my wifes cousins room while his girlfriend was sucking him off.
They all sound like they are worth their own threads!
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Old 10-18-2007, 02:20 AM   Tell your best (or funniest) story Post #20
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Quote:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Dangerous Dave:
maybe not your funniest

**** me that is a pitiful story, actually in tears at how **** that is. what a sad life
That's true, I cry at things I read on the internet all the time you ****ing sadcase </BLOCKQUOTE>

good story
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