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Theres an American man, a Japanese man and an Irish man in a Sauna. So they're all sitting there when suddenly they hear a weird mobile-like noise. So the Japanese man taps on his shoulder and says '' Sorry, not taking any calls at the moment ''
So the American and the Irishman ask '' What was that? '' The Japanese man answers ''Oh, its the new mobile phone chip you can speak through your shoulder ''
'' Oh ''
Suddenly, the American starts tapping on his ear. '' What is that? '' the Irish man and the Japanese man ask. '' Oh, its a new texting machine chip they put in your ear, you can text with your ear '' '' Oh ''
So the Irish man leaves the Sauna but comes back in with a piece of toilet roll up his erse. '' What is that? '' ask the American and the Japanese man. '' Oh sorry I never noticed that, I'm getting a fax ''